Thursday, December 08, 2005

Voice of God really . . . Cheney?

This just in from The Onion:

Telephone logs recorded by the National Security Agency and obtained by Congress as part of an ongoing investigation suggest that the vice president may have used the Oval Office intercom system to address President Bush at crucial moments, giving categorical directives in a voice the president believed to be that of God.
. . .
Said [an] NSA source: "It sounded as though the speaker, who identified himiself as God, stood away from the intercom to create an echo effect."
. . .
For many, the revelation explains Bush's confusion in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

"I was very surprised by the president's slow response in New Orleans," political commentator Bill Kristol said. "The president told me that he was praying every day in his office, but had received no reply. I had no idea what he meant, but of course, it all makes sense now."

At the time of Katrina, Cheney was on a fly-fishing trip, from which he returned on Sept. 1.

Whether you're a Republican or a Democrat, that's some funny stuff.


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