Understatement of the Day.

The understatement of the day comes in this story from Des Moines, IA:

The incident unfolded like the setup for a bad joke.

It ended with a legally blind man in jail on assault, traffic and drug charges after allegedly beating up an acquaintance and speeding in a car through Des Moines' east side - making his mark, but not making it very far.
. . .
"He kept saying, 'Driving was the dumbest thing. I shouldn't have drove. I don't know what I was thinking,' "

Driving While Blind? A dumb idea? Imagine that.